The Warlock's Hairy Heart

Long ago there lived a very clumsy wizard. As he walked along a path he discovered a grotesque, hairy heart. The wizard decided that he shouldn't touch it. He walked around it and kept going on his way. He felt a sharp pain in the back of his leg and he looked behind him. He saw that the hairy heart was following him. The wizard began to run, but he tripped on a banana peel and fell on his face. The heart started bouncing and biting on the wizard. He got up and ran all the way home. As he opened his front door he found the hairy heart in his own house! The hairy heart started knocking things over and beating the wizard's dogs up. When he tried to stop it it kept on biting him. The clumsy wizard grabbed his wand and tried an electrocuting spell on the heart. He missed. He tried several more times, but he set his own house on fire. The hairy heart caught on fire too. So the wizard extinguished the fire with a spell, "Aguamenta!" This time it worked. The fire took the rowdiness away from the hairy heart and he lived peacefully with the clumsy wizard for the rest of his life.